TOP 10 Terrible Album Covers in 2012

MetalHammer於2013年初發表了2012年十大糟糕唱片封面，純分享翻譯，搏君一笑。

BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR(上圖)
封面很糟對吧? 但是音樂也沒好到哪裡去。 歌詞內容更唱盡了我們對主唱的心聲..You can't judge me..I don't wanna be like you.(你們不能評斷我...我不要跟你們一樣)
But, on the chances that you do, Blood On The Dance Floor come from a similar vibe, but oh, so much worse. And their album cover fucking sucks. But it doesn’t suck as bad as this song:






TOMORROW’S OUTLOOK

專輯封面居然沒有專輯名稱? 還是這張專輯叫做"我們把一隻北極熊、黑龍還有一台車畫在封面上?"
We’re not even sure what the album’s called, but it should definitely be called We Put A Dragon And A Delorean And A Polar Bear In One Photo And It Looks Ridiculous. Silly billies.

PENTHAGON

這張封面在搞什麼東西? 還是他是咕魯的妹妹? 搞屁阿?
What exactly is supposed to be going on here? The girl from The Ring‘s little brother or something? Fuck knows.

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN

這張專輯封面我看想表達的就是，"啊啊!! 我好強啊!!"
There is nothing in this album cover whatsoever that screams “MASSIVE FUCKING EGO” in any context whatsoever. Definitely not. Definitely, definitely not.

BLACK SABBATH

這就是慶祝可以代表金屬的Black Sabbath特輯的封面嗎? 我看因該是用小畫家畫出來的吧?
How do you celebrate the reformation of one of the greatest bands of all time and the very entity that created heavy metal itself? You throw together a lazy compilation with artwork that looks like it was made on MS Paint by a 12 year old. Ah well. At least Sabbath are still awesome.

AKUFEN

哦...這...你..怎麼畫...

BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR

沒錯，BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR他們也出過EP，但我真的不知道為什麼黑色骷髏套裝可以與沙漠搭配，我真的不知道....
Yeah they released an EP as well. Yeah one of them is in a skeleton onesie in the middle of the fucking desert. And he’s doing an “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed” pose. We don’t know why. We just don’t know why.

WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS

別問我為什麼(WHY)，我也想問你為什麼...
We think this is based on Pinocchio. Think.

TANKARD

看起來封面原意是要讓人覺得好笑，但是我卻覺得噁心...
This is probably supposed to be funny. It isn’t funny. It’s just terrible. Cracking pair of lovehandles though.

ADRENALINE MOB

撲克牌上的女人是敗筆，就像大學生的期末作業一樣草率....
This looks like what an 18 year old Photoshop-loving student would submit for his end-of-year piece in the first term of his degree, when it doesn’t count for anything in the long run anyway. God almighty.